Wednesday, September 8, 2010

His name is Juan (part 2)

As described previously here, I have this weirdo eclectic downstairs neighbor whose name is Juan (according to his license plates). I've never actually spoken to Juan, but here is what I know about him:

1. He drives a yellow mustang (license plates: Juan 2)
2. He enjoys doing yoga
3. He enjoys doing yoga in his living room
4. Shirtless
5. With the door wide open

He seems innocent enough, but every now and then he does one of those (to borrow from C&C Music Factory) things that make you go hmmm....

I'm assuming that we are around the time of Princess Diana's death anniversary. I'm not sure how I came to that conclusion.


Shrine



It's a head. In a cocktail glass. Totally normal.

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