As Seen On My Facebook Wall

I haven't had a good bus story for a while. Luckily, yesterday afternoon changed that.

I was waiting at the bus stop, playing around with my phone, when a guy came up to me.
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Homeless Man (well, he was): Hey lady, you got any change? I need 4 quarters.
Me: Sorry, I don't ever have cash on me.
Homeless Man (with a quizzical look on his face): Is that a weave?
Me: Um....no. No it's not.
Homeless Man: Then you gots to have 4 quarters then!
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I'm still a little perplexed at the correlation of me not having a weave and not having 4 quarters. AND, does that mean I look like I have a nappy weave on my head??

(For the record, not my hair)